Tiger Woods’ Porn Star Mistresses Plan To Tell-All In New Adult Film

When news of Tiger Woods’ infidelity broke in December 2009, I never would have thought that the messy situation would overshadow his career. However, more than two years later, ghosts of his past are still coming back to haunt him.

Just as Tiger Woods is getting back into his swing for the Masters — he just won the 2012 Arnold Palmer Invitational —  three of his former porn-star mistresses are releasing a new X-rated movie based on their bedroom romps with the sex-crazed golfer.

According to the NY Post, Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James are starring in “3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World’s Greatest Golfer,” which is slated to be released on April 3 — the day after Woods is set to tee off in the Masters, a tournament he has not won since 2005.

In the movie, the women are together for an in-depth Q&A session about Woods, which includes explicit discussions about his sexual tastes and on-screen demonstrations of what the golf legend is like in the sack.

“Any time three women get together to talk about the same guy, the results are going to be more than interesting,” said the film’s director, B. Skow.

“Now, when these women also happen to be adult stars that have sex for a living, and reveal they have been with the same guy, you can be sure they’ll share absolutely everything.”

I’m not sure whether to laugh or pity him. This goes to show that bad decisions will indeed follow you. I don’t think Tiger Woods will ever live this down.